1
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I actually don't know where it is.

2
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I mean, we're...we're quite
close to Albania here.

3
00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:06,000
It's not in Albania, is it?

4
00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,880
Well, we're in Corfu.

5
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I mean, it's hardly the busiest of
roads, so they're going to spot us.

6
00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,680
I mean, look,
I'm wearing canary yellow.

7
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What I really like is where
you've been wearing your socks.

8
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I know.

9
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Do you know what?
I can never get rid of them.

10
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Salt. That is too much
salt in your diet.

11
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Is it really?  Yes, you're
retaining all your water.

12
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Can I just say, your breasts have
got bigger since the last one.

13
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They have, it's because
of saganaki cheese.

14
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Saganaki.
That is my favourite thing to eat.

15
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What, have you just been
rubbing it straight in?

16
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Oh, look.  Ooh!

17
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Hello.  Amanda Holden?

18
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Yes, please.  Ah, brilliant.

19
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We're going to Kok...kini...

20
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Kokkini?  Kok... Kokkini.

21
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Kokkini, is that a place?  Yes, yes.
HORN BLARES

22
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Kok... Kok... Kokkini?  Sure.
Alan, jump round the other side.

23
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Lovely.  Sorry, sorry.  Get in.

24
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Yes.

25
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Oh.

26
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HORN BLARES

27
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LAUGHTER

28
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Someday Somewhere
by Demis Roussos

29
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Amanda and I are ready to
kick off our fourth project.

30
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Er...
LAUGHTER

31
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Er, no, no.  No.
No, we're just good friends.

32
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Although we'll probably end up
together in the end.

33
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With 4.5 million Brits
heading to Greece every year,

34
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I've found a home in need of TLC
on the Ionian Island, Corfu.

35
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We've holidayed in Greece together.

36
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We fell in love and then...
Yeah.  ..when we saw it...

37
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With the area.

38
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I didn't fall in love with her.

39
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Mrs Carr.  Mrs C.
SHE LAUGHS

40
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I love Corfu.

41
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I can't lie, I come here every year.

42
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Honestly, it feels
like a second home.

43
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I have hardly done any exploring

44
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because I just lie on
my back with a book,

45
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but every single restaurant and
every single bar know me, strangely!

46
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Nicknamed the Emerald Isle,

47
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Corfu is full of lush landscapes,

48
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jaw-dropping historical sites

49
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and was put on the map for us
Brits by famous conservationist

50
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Gerald Durrell, who fell in love
with the island's flora and fauna.

51
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Greece has got so much to offer.

52
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You've got all the deep stuff,

53
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like the mythology and
Hercules and all that,

54
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and then you have the camp
fabulousness of Mamma Mia!,

55
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and then you've got
Shirley Valentine,

56
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so I want to have a
bit of everything.

57
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And I also want to
find a Greek God.

58
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A man.

59
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Oh, that sea is so gorgeous.
That view is just unreal, isn't it?

60
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Just an hour's drive north of
Corfu town on the east cost,

61
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with stunning views
across the sea to Albania,

62
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our new fixer-upper is nestled in
the hillside village of Kokkini.

63
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We have never done a
family holiday home,

64
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so close to the sea as well, so
that is what we're doing this year.

65
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I'm... I'm, like, living a dream.

66
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I think the house is
going to be a lot smaller

67
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than the one we did last time...

68
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Oh, that's good, that's good.
..which means, I think, less work.

69
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Yes.

70
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This is my fourth renovation.
I've learned so much.

71
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I feel I know now about 40% of
the names of the equipment

72
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I will be using, so that's progress.

73
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I just feel like, bring it on,
hit me with it.

74
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Here we are.

75
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Where is it?  Just here.

76
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Hang on...

77
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It's a dump.

78
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Bye-bye.

79
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Don't leave us here.

80
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Let's just stay positive.
What's this? Look! What's that?

81
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Someone's written,
"Keep out - condemned,"

82
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and it's in blood.

83
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It feels like there's all diseases
in there and if you open the door,

84
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you're going to release
them in...  Oh, no!

85
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All the flies are going
to come out!  Yes!

86
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That's why...

87
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Oh, my God.

88
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There's me saying
it's going to be easier!

89
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It's even worse on the inside!  Oh...

90
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This is a joke. This is a joke!

91
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Look, it's got a
lovely pitched roof.

92
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Here.

93
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And over here...  All right,
Kirstie Allsopp, chill out.

94
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Is that a...?

95
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Oh, it's not poo, is it?

96
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Why does everyone do a poo
in the houses we go in?

97
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That's even bigger than
the one in Andalusia.

98
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CLANG!

99
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Here we go again.

100
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Another  dump,
another poo on the floor...

101
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..another sense of doom.

102
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What is this pi...?  Oh, my God.

103
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The pipe goes there.  Is it...?

104
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And that's where the poo is!

105
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The poo's at the end of the pipe!
That is poo and it's there!

106
00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,760
These are prescription.

107
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I keep taking them off,
just to make it look better.

108
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Alan's reaction is the
worst that we've had...

109
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What room can we
have a massive pipe?

110
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Would you like a nice cup of tea?

111
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SHE LAUGHS

112
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How do you like it? I mean...

113
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..but you just need to
be able to see past...

114
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..all  of this crap.

115
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Look!

116
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This is amazing.

117
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That goes right back.

118
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You could definitely keep that.

119
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Where are the stairs?

120
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Is that it?

121
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I mean, the house is
dishevelled enough,

122
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but then to have an
outside staircase as well

123
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just  doesn't make sense.

124
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I mean, I'm old now, I'm old.

125
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I need to wee, twice sometimes,
during the night.

126
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And this is an orange tree, Alan.

127
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So, it's, like, half garden,
half lay-by.

128
00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,560
Ugh, this is just disappointing.

129
00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,840
No, it's not.
Let's get up the stairs.

130
00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,880
Oh, Alan, this is cute.

131
00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,240
This is cute.

132
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Look, there's a
mushroom on the ceiling.

133
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Oh, no, that's a...

134
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Is that a mushroom?
Yeah, that's a mushroom.

135
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Oh, my God.

136
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Look at the view.

137
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No, that view is worth it.

138
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It's not, but I feel like
I should be positive.

139
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SHE LAUGHS

140
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Amanda's super excited...

141
00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,280
..but this has just floored me.

142
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There's hay on the floor.
Who has lived here?

143
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Animals. We've never had an
animal be a previous tenant.

144
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I'm very positive
about the upstairs.

145
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In all honesty, in all the
renovations that we've done so far,

146
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this is definitely the worst,

147
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but I'm bloody-minded, really, and
stubborn, and I won't be defeated,

148
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so this house will not win.

149
00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,400
I  will.

150
00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:27,040
That tooth down here, that's like
a dog. I call that my dog tooth.

151
00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,080
Yeah, why's it poking in the wrong
direction?  It's poking out.

152
00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,200
Overcrowding.

153
00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,880
But, on the plus side, I always get
a little snack trapped in there...

154
00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:35,720
Oh.  ..so, it's good for, like, you
know, when you...  A bit of egg.

155
00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,000
SHE SUCKS TEETH
Oh, that's good.

156
00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,280
Yeah, nice.  Mm.

157
00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,680
Still reeling from seeing our
worst wreck ever yesterday,

158
00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,320
we're off to pick up Scott...

159
00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,400
There he is!  Ah, there he is!

160
00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,520
Ha-ha-ha! We found him!

161
00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,880
..who can hopefully
put our fears to rest.

162
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Quick!

163
00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,640
Hello, darling!  Hi!  More kisses.

164
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Wow,  lovely Scott.

165
00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:00,680
How are you?  We're good!
How are you?  I'm great.

166
00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,520
So, what are we going to
start with first, then?

167
00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:06,800
Well, cos I've got loads
of work on in Sicily,

168
00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:09,720
I'm not going to be able
to be here all summer...

169
00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,160
What?  What do you mean?
..so I'm only going to be able to

170
00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,080
pop out and see you
every now and again,

171
00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,480
and kind of keep my eyes
on it from a distance.

172
00:08:16,480 --> 00:08:21,200
But don't panic - I've got us
a great local builder.

173
00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,360
What's his name?

174
00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,800
His name's Stamatis.  Stamatis.

175
00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,880
And he's going to be our
Scott for the summer?

176
00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,680
Our Greek Scott.
Am I that easy to replace?

177
00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:32,680
No, darling, you are not.
SCOTT CHUCKLES

178
00:08:32,680 --> 00:08:34,840
So, what are your
ideas with the house?

179
00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,880
Demolition ball right through it.

180
00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,320
LAUGHTER

181
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:45,240
Scott's taking us to Stamatis's
office in the heart of Corfu town...

182
00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,840
..a Unesco World Heritage Site
where the Greeks, Venetians, Romans

183
00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:54,560
and even us Brits have left a
mark here, one time or another...

184
00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,600
Good morning.  Hello.  Ahh.

185
00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,200
Yassou.  How are you?
I'm fine, thank you.

186
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,160
..and we're hoping Stamatis,
who's been building on the island

187
00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:09,360
for the past 20 years,
can help us leave our mark.

188
00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:12,240
Can you transform our
stable into a home?

189
00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,520
Actually not.

190
00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,360
No!  He's lying to you,
he's lying to you!

191
00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,960
LAUGHTER

192
00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,200
And also, we've got a problem.

193
00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,920
You know the outside stairs?

194
00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:27,800
But it's so weird,
having the stairs outside!

195
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,320
The traditional houses here,

196
00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:34,120
they're being protected by
the archaeological department,

197
00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,600
and we have to follow
their regulations.

198
00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,920
Perhaps if we gave them some euros?

199
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:41,320
No chance!

200
00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,320
Me as a honeytrap?  No way!

201
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:51,400
We thought we could do white
building, blue shutters.

202
00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,440
That would be my dream.

203
00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,680
In a different island, yes.

204
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,320
Santorini, Mykonos...
You must have seen Mamma Mia!

205
00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:58,960
You know Abba? Abba?
You know the ABBA movie?

206
00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,600
I'm a little bit young,
but I remember them.

207
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,160
But we're not allowed to do
these kind of colours.

208
00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,920
You know, for outside
we have leave it as it is,

209
00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,360
internal, we can do things.

210
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:10,720
OK, so let's see some plans, yeah?
Yes.

211
00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,720
To turn our wreck into
a family holiday home,

212
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,160
for the first time,
we have to gut the entire house,

213
00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,720
removing a dividing wall to create
a big living-dining room

214
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,920
with the adjoining modern kitchen.

215
00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,240
The patch of land in front
of the house becomes a private

216
00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:33,320
Mediterranean garden with an
outdoor kitchen and plunge pool.

217
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:37,880
As a traditional Corfiot house,
the external staircase stays put,

218
00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,480
but we'll reconfigure upstairs
to create both master

219
00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:44,760
and children's bedrooms
with stunning sea views.

220
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,400
We'll also turn the landing
into a reading room, and next door,

221
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:54,440
as ever, Amanda has big plans
for the Greek-themed bathroom.

222
00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,440
Why do you want a round bath?

223
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:58,720
I want it to look Greek,
I've got my mood board,

224
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,560
I'll show you my mood board.
OK.

225
00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,640
It's a blue and white
Greek bathroom.

226
00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,400
Is there even a round bath
in Corfu?  Uh-uh.

227
00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,480
On the island, no?
We can make it out of cement.

228
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,560
Well...  No!
Yeah?

229
00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,480
It's gonna fall down!

230
00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:15,280
Finally, I've found someone
who can say no to Amanda Holden.

231
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,440
It's lovely working with you!

232
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,400
With plans in place
and a new builder on board,

233
00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:32,920
Alan and I can take a breather
and get inspired by island life.

234
00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,520
Alan's the captain.

235
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,280
So, we've come to our local harbour
in Kassiopi to explore

236
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,360
Corfu's beautiful coastline.

237
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:47,720
OK, let's go through the map,
here, be very careful

238
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,080
in the water, you see this.

239
00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,560
All this shallow bit is a rock, OK?
Oh, God.

240
00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:55,720
You're gonna stay away from that.

241
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:59,080
This is a rock around the harbour,
if you do decide to go here,

242
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,920
enter a note...

243
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,320
This is like an assault course.

244
00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:06,480
I thought it was meant
to be a leisurely drive.

245
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,840
Have a lovely day!
We will.

246
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,120
Thank you so much.  OK.
Pray for me!

247
00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,600
OK, right.
Push it right up.

248
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,360
Right, right, I'm going...
Push it up.

249
00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:20,960
So, that's, is that too fast?
There we go. No, that's good.

250
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:23,120
And then just come this way
a bit more.

251
00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,680
OK, this is good.

252
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,200
What you don't wanna be is in...

253
00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,480
Oh no, no, no!

254
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,200
You don't wanna be in there, way...

255
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,440
No, I think we need
to go a bit slower.

256
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,400
No, this is good, you just need
to get away from that boat's waves.

257
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,680
Oh, darling, there, right, keep it
there and put the throttle up.

258
00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,360
Up?  Up.
Are you sure?

259
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:42,080
It's a bit better to go
a bit quicker.  Whoa!

260
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:44,800
I've never done this before.

261
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,720
Oh, give over, have a
bit of confidence in me.

262
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,200
Stop it now, I can't see, you idiot!

263
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,320
You've scratched my face.

264
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,120
I'm so sorry, safety first.

265
00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:02,520
Oh, no!
Argh!

266
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,160
Oh, my God.

267
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,640
So, at least I won't drown.

268
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:09,000
See, I should help myself first,
not the child.  Yeah.

269
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,440
Excuse me?

270
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:12,880
Oh, my God!

271
00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,200
Alan, don't oversteer,
steer it there.

272
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,920
One minute you say, steer away,

273
00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,040
then you say, don't oversteer it,
I mean, what do you want me to do?

274
00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,680
Can you take over?

275
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,280
Oh, I'm gonna take over.
I'm gonna have to put it down.

276
00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,480
Just move there.

277
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,680
I don't really understand
what's going on.

278
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:43,280
After a rather
treacherous journey...

279
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,880
Right Alan, I need you
to drop the anchor.

280
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,320
Drop!

281
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,880
Oh.

282
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,200
Have you dropped it?

283
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,320
Yeah, but I don't know
where it's gone.

284
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,360
..we've arrived at the White House,

285
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,800
once home to Gerald Durrell's
eldest brother, Lawrence.

286
00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:02,440
Now a taverna, it's the perfect spot
to get our creative juices flowing.

287
00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,040
Thank you so much.
Thank you.

288
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,560
I could kiss him.

289
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,320
I think when we've renovated before,

290
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:20,440
we've always sort of been inspired
by the aesthetics of the country,

291
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:23,920
you know like a tile or a
bold print or something.  Yeah.

292
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,560
But with Greece,
it's all a bit subtle, isn't it?

293
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,120
Yes.

294
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,360
I just think everywhere
is stone, white.

295
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,720
Yeah.
Peach, pink.

296
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,040
I mean, that is the tradition.
Yeah, yeah.

297
00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,720
I feel like this house
might have to be subtle.

298
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:41,360
The tradition is being Greek,
isn't it?

299
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:45,280
And it's the mythology,
it's the lifestyle,

300
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:47,160
it's the diet, it's the thinking.

301
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,960
It's an attitude, innit?

302
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:53,080
I think while we're here we need
to embrace everything we can

303
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:58,360
culturally, so learning a bit more
about mythology, eating healthily.

304
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:00,480
We're both animal lovers.

305
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,320
Wouldn't it be nice to do
something for animals?

306
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,880
Well, we're here,
like the Durrells.

307
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,880
Yeah, wouldn't that be...
Oh, my God, yes.

308
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,840
In his footsteps type...

309
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,480
Yeah, I definitely think so,
yeah, I think it'd be nice

310
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:17,400
to give, you know...
Something back?

311
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:21,880
I reckon that sea air has affected
your brain and your mood, Alan,

312
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,000
because you now seem quite uplifted.

313
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,200
I think it's because I nearly
died on that boat, I thought

314
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,960
I'd give life a second go!

315
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,840
As well as saving the house,
you need to save my love life.

316
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,360
Oh, I do need to
save your love life.

317
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,040
I'm single, ready to mingle,
I want a Greek...

318
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,120
Well, I mean this is...
I want a Greek God.

319
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,760
This is danger for me

320
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:09,680
because you know
this is something I'm gonna love.

321
00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:14,160
I don't know why but I just feel
like, you know, 50 is approaching,

322
00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,920
I've done my bit by myself
and I just wanna share my life

323
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,080
with someone.
So, yeah...  Aw.

324
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,360
But don't go mental,

325
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:24,040
because there was a stage where you
were just asking anyone.

326
00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,560
I'm looking for Hercules,
I want Hercules.

327
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,400
To help us picture
what our place could become,

328
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,880
Stamatis has invited us to see
one of his former renovations...

329
00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:37,280
Nice, innit?

330
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,280
So stunning.

331
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,840
..a traditional Corfiot olive farm
that owners Sara and Kevin

332
00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:46,360
fell madly in love with
four years ago.

333
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,560
Hello.

334
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,200
Hello, Amanda, nice to meet you.

335
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,280
Oh, my gosh, this is gorgeous.
And we know who this is.

336
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,120
We know who he is.
Yes, hello.

337
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,880
Here's trouble.  Oh.
Welcome to Barbanichos.

338
00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,080
It was worse here.

339
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,440
This was worse than ours?
No way.  Yes.

340
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,960
Oh, it was terrible.

341
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,320
This is the same
kind of shape as ours.

342
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,520
It is the shape.
It really is.

343
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,720
Yeah, it's two floors here
and the kitchen next door, you know?

344
00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,400
But everything was falling down.

345
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,760
The roof was falling down.
Like ours?  Yes.

346
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:18,400
What it worse than ours?
Yes.  Oh, my gosh. See!

347
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,320
We just weren't filled with hope.

348
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,960
Well, I was
because I can see potential.

349
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,080
Do you know what we've got,
we've got a staircase outside.

350
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,880
That's...  So have we.

351
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:32,040
It's just an odd thing
to get used to, isn't it?  Yeah.

352
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,880
We thought we want to remain true
to the Greek tradition.

353
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,720
And if we want
to bring back all that...  Yeah.

354
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,800
there's only one builder,
and that is you.

355
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,400
Oh, that makes us feel better.

356
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,840
Will ours look like this, please?
Can it look like this?

357
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,800
We're gonna find out.
Let's have a look inside.

358
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,680
Yes.
Oh, my God.

359
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:54,080
Lovingly restored by Stamatis,
Kevin and Sara decided

360
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:57,280
they wanted to preserve as many
original features as possible.

361
00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,920
What do you think?

362
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,840
I love the stone, we need to bring
as much as stone as possible...

363
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:07,480
Definitely.
It feels traditional yet fresh.

364
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,480
And clear, and new.
Yeah.

365
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,240
But it's lovely and cool.

366
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,640
So that's a really lovely
thing, that, isn't it?  I know.

367
00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,360
It's never hot in here.  No.

368
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,800
It's the wall, you know? Like,
it's 60-centimetre thickness.

369
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,400
Here is our bread oven.

370
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,400
Oh, I love...
It's a bar, Alan.

371
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,520
I love it!

372
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,800
What a clever idea.

373
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,000
Everything's from Corfu though.

374
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,920
They came here and went,
"I wanna live here."

375
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,760
Whereas I had the complete opposite
when we saw our hovel.

376
00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,880
You did, Alan, yeah.
Sorry, home.

377
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,640
But now I've seen this,
I realise it could be lovely.

378
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,040
This is the kitchen.
Oh...

379
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,040
Yes.
And these are all the stone.

380
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,720
This is an amazing floor.

381
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:53,960
Oh, this is nice.

382
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,000
We could do this, that's amazing.

383
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,040
The flagstone floors
and how simple it is inside.  Yes.

384
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,920
And I think for the first time ever,
we're gonna have to keep it simple.

385
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,840
Simple, rustic yet warm.

386
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,320
Greek Chic.
Greek Chic.

387
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,240
Yeah, so I feel, I don't...

388
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,400
I don't only feel hopeful,
I feel inspired.

389
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,320
This was here but you
had to lift it, didn't you?

390
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:21,640
Yes, we lift it up, we put new
grout, new cement underneath.

391
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:24,440
I think we've struck gold
with Stamatis.

392
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,160
But if it all goes wrong,

393
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:29,840
he could be a tribute act
for Tony Hadley in Spandau Ballet.

394
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,160
Gold!

395
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:49,320
Inspired to get to work,
we're back in Kokkini,

396
00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:53,040
but before we can renovate,
the place needs a huge clear-out.

397
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,800
It's nice to have a different
colour jumpsuit.

398
00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,120
I mean, when my mum sees this,
she's gonna be like "Oh, 'Manda,

399
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,400
"what were you thinking,
it's gonna get filthy."

400
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,800
I know, but don't you think
we look like a forensic team?

401
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,240
Yes.

402
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:08,920
CSI Kokkini!

403
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:12,240
And with Scott scooting back
to Sicily shortly,

404
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,320
there's no time to waste.

405
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:16,120
Scott!  There he is.

406
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,760
You're very clean and white.
Innit? Mwah.

407
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,280
It's not gonna last.  I can't believe
you've gone matching as well.

408
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,800
I know, for once we are equal.
Yeah.

409
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,720
But not that equal, I've got
a evil eye...  Oh, well...

410
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:29,160
..to save me from
bad design choices.

411
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:32,560
These are like little moon boots,
I quite like them.

412
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:36,000
And one thing I wanna know
about this pipe up there, is that...

413
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,400
You are kidding me!
What? What?

414
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,040
No!  What?
This is so unfair.

415
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,000
Does that pipe go over
there as well?

416
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,760
Oh, my...
Oh, my God!

417
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,200
What?  I hate you.

418
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,600
What is wrong with you, Amanda?
You look like...

419
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,720
Fired out of a cannon.

420
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,280
We have the same jumpsuits.

421
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:56,600
You like you're going
into Eurovision.

422
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,160
Representing Greece.
Nil points.

423
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,000
Oh, I love it, but I hate you.

424
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,800
I know, I know, I know,
now come on, please.

425
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,040
Where were we?

426
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,640
Less of the mucking around,
we've got this house to do.

427
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,240
We just need to get everything out,
really. Gloves on.

428
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,040
Mine doesn't really go,

429
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,360
if only I had like five little flags
to hang off my fingers.

430
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:17,560
Sorry, too soon.

431
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,800
OK, let's get rid, let's get rid.

432
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,720
On first inspection of the house,

433
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,320
you go, "Oh, my gosh,
there's not a lot to save."

434
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,760
Over the pipe.
There you go.

435
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,000
Oh, God.

436
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,640
But we are all about upcycling

437
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,680
and trying to utilise
what we've got.

438
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,200
I think we should keep these chairs.

439
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,920
Because they're quite '60s
and then maybe recover these.

440
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,600
But by favourite thing at the start
of a renovation is turning

441
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:52,680
the house into, like,
just a blank canvas and a box.

442
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:57,640
For me, this is an eyesore,
even my evil eye started twitching

443
00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:00,480
when it saw this poo pipe.

444
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,040
Shall we take it out?

445
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,000
Oh, do you not need
a specialist poo remover?

446
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,920
I don't think that's a job.

447
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,200
Wait, I'll just get
the Yellow Pages.

448
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,240
Specialist poo...
Are you a poo remover?

449
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,280
These are tough...

450
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,360
Oh, we're not...
There you go.

451
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,160
Imagine if a turd just flew
straight out there.

452
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,560
I've never seen anything like it.

453
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,960
Have a poo pipe sort of go
through the whole house.

454
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,480
Because it sort of just
dissected the whole room.

455
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,520
Once we dismantled it,
I felt better, I really did.

456
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,560
Poo me, poo me...

457
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,480
Poo me, poo you.

458
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,240
Oh, no, Amanda, Amanda,
you've got a skiddy on the back.

459
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,600
That's a gamechanger.

460
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:59,360
With progress on the house at last,
Alan and I are off to help out

461
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:02,920
with another passion project
whilst we're here.

462
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,520
Durrell Street.  Ah.

463
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,600
They've named it cos of him,
ain't they?

464
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,920
We're the same
when it comes to animals.

465
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,720
Inspired by Gerald Durrell's
love of animals,

466
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:15,160
we want to volunteer
at a local sanctuary.

467
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:18,000
It's the cats in Corfu,
there's loads of cats.

468
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000
Loads of dogs.
Yeah.

469
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,760
But I can't go back with a dog,

470
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:25,120
I really can't, because
I've got two rescues already.

471
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:28,280
And yeah, it's enough, it's enough.
I know.

472
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,880
Because I've got Rita
who is deaf as a post.

473
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,560
Oh, yes, Rita.

474
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,480
And then I took a gamble
and got another rescue dog.

475
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,920
Now I've had two female dogs
before, but we had them done,

476
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:43,520
so I've never had them, you know,
due on in their cycle.  Yeah.

477
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,800
And it's true what they say,
there was dogs running

478
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,440
over from the park and doing their,
having their way with Rita...

479
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,760
Oh, my God, oh my God.
..and Rita was loving it.

480
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,640
Oh, my God, Alan!

481
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,640
But then I bought, the reason
I rescued the two dogs

482
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:01,200
from the animal sanctuary was
so I'd stop unwanted pregnancies.

483
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,080
Yes.
So, then I rang up the woman

484
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,040
and apparently there is a
morning after jab for your dog.

485
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,440
There is not?

486
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,560
Yeah, so I took Rita down to the
vets, I'm sitting in the waiting

487
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:14,880
room and then the receptionist goes
"Rita Carr, morning after jab."

488
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,840
And I was like...

489
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,720
I could see, I could see people
looking at me like, hmm...

490
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,280
Judgy.

491
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,280
And I was like,
"Don't slut shame my dog."

492
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:27,320
Oh.

493
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,800
It's really peaceful, isn't it?

494
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,600
Oh, it's lovely.

495
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,240
Oh, hello, you all right?
Hello, good morning.

496
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,720
Hello, nice  to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

497
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,640
Welcome to Corfu Donkey Rescue.
Hi.

498
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,200
Keen to give back to the
island by volunteering our help

499
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:45,480
across the summer,
we're meeting fellow Brit, Julie...

500
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,280
Glad you found it.  Yeah.

501
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:51,040
..and her counterpart, Stamatis,
who runs Corfu Donkey Rescue,

502
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:55,400
a shelter for 27 donkeys and other
animals from across the island.

503
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,800
We had a donkey family arrive
not so long ago.

504
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,360
Quinn is pregnant.

505
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,360
AMANDA GASPS
Do you know what she's having?

506
00:25:04,360 --> 00:25:05,600
A donkey, hopefully.

507
00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:08,040
LAUGHTER

508
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,520
But they have a little baby
called... A baby boy called Wogan.

509
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,920
After Terry?  Yes.

510
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,600
Ahh! Wogan the donkey!
It's great, isn't it?

511
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,040
Oh imagine, if they have a little
baby, they can call him Alamanda.

512
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,120
Absolutely.  Yeah, I...

513
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,760
Your face is saying no.

514
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,080
LAUGHTER

515
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,200
This is little Wogan.

516
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,800
This is Wogan? This one with
the nice dark-brown hair cos...

517
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,200
And they're fluffy, yeah.  Yeah.

518
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,440
Hello, Wogan.

519
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,480
Hello, babe.

520
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,400
Oh,  my God, Alan, it's so soft.

521
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,000
He's so gorgeous.

522
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,800
Where do the donkeys come from?

523
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,920
Erm, most of them are from, like,
farming within Corfu.  Yeah.

524
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:56,080
So, have their lives been all right
or have they been abused or...?

525
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,440
Some of them are abuse cases, yeah.

526
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,600
And when the owners pass away,

527
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,840
their relatives bring,
usually, the donkeys to us.

528
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,880
Yeah.

529
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:12,760
I feel like whilst we're here, Alan,
we should try and do our bit...

530
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,840
Yeah.  ..because that's
what we love to do.

531
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:16,680
Yes. Oh, I'm up for that.

532
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,360
Well, it's a bit lethal,
isn't it, really?

533
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,880
Bringing two people...  Yeah.
..that are known for rescuing

534
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,720
animals to a place where
animals need rescuing.

535
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,080
So gorgeous.

536
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,560
I'm on board.  We're both on board.

537
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,040
I have delivered a lamb before.

538
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,680
And I did my midwifery training...
Yes.  ..so I'm on call.

539
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:39,320
I think the owners can just go home
and leave me and Amanda here.  Yes.

540
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:40,760
What else do you reckon's here?

541
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,560
Oh, I want to find some doggies.

542
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,520
Oh, look at the dogs.
Oh, look, there's three.

543
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,280
Oh, my God, Alan,
don't let me take one home.

544
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,640
Oh, darling.

545
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,200
This one.  Oh, darling.
You are so sweet.

546
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,320
You are a softie, softie.  Oh, look.

547
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,360
And  I love you too.

548
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:59,320
Yes, you are gorgeous.
Yes, yes, yes.

549
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,920
To know that this is on our doorstep
and we can come and be part of it

550
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,720
any time is amazing.  Yeah.

551
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,320
Think I'll call you Mandy.

552
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,360
I think it's going to
be a very good summer.

553
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:11,680
It's going to be an epic summer.

554
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,840
It's going to be an epic summer.
It is.

555
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,040
Can you smell my boiled eggs?

556
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:18,920
Can you smell boiled eggs on my...

557
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,160
Oh! Hello...  What's boiled egg?

558
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,400
I have boiled egg finger.

559
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,520
That's my breakfast.
Oh, I thought it was a euphemism.

560
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,240
I am crouching down.

561
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,920
Can you smell Amanda's boiled egg?
Well, I am of that age.

562
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,880
My eggs have definitely poached.

563
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,240
Mamma Mia
by Abba

564
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,880
I feel like I've had an
ouzo already, don't you?

565
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,360
Throughout our gorgeous
Greek summer...

566
00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,520
Wah!

567
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,760
Go faster!

568
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,120
SHE SHRIEKS
Why did you say that?!

569
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:02,360
..we come face-to-face
with Corfu's wildlife...

570
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,840
Hey, get away!

571
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,160
..throw ourselves into local life...

572
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,360
Hey!  Whoa, whoa!

573
00:28:11,360 --> 00:28:13,600
Why is my horse Riverdancing?
SHE LAUGHS

574
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:14,840
..discover the good life...

575
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:16,040
Opa!

576
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,040
Your fish.  Look at this.

577
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,440
Yamas!

578
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:21,520
..all while DIYing...

579
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:23,600
That is going to be epic.  Yeah.

580
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,880
..the perfect family home.
SHE GASPS

581
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,320
This is like a princess bed.
I love it.

582
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,480
We've done it.  We've done it.

583
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,760
I've missed you?


